If we had an io9 mixer, who would you want to attend?

Okay, so I had a silly moment the other day about a potential io9 party. There would be shenanigans. An inebriated Rob would likely show up and start messing with people by saying stuff but leaving out entire sentences. DrillPress would likely walk around amusing us with GIFs on his iPad. Mythbri would have a photo… »9/20/13 11:11am9/20/13 11:11am